As much as we want to be apathetic, and believe me I’ve been doing a stand-up job of it recently, the Ev’ are playing and we’re all glued to our screens for one more ride.
Sam’s still in charge so there’s the tone we’re starting on, and we’ve also won 2 away games since January of 2017. Anything I’ve missed? Oh, Gylfi Sigurdsson’s injured, Idrissa Gueye is doubtful and Morgan Schneiderlin might play.
We’re getting to that now.
Michael Keane might still be doing standard Michael Keane things so there’s two more guaranteed goals. Twitter will be full of ”Cold, windy day at Stoke” so another confirmed 3 hours of pre-match fun.
Even worse.
Steve Walsh has been talking about summer plans involving Jamie Vardy, Jack Wilshere and Phil Jones. The Brexit Brigade is on its way to town.
Getting there…
Saido Berahino is making his return and he hasn’t scored in two years.
Time for Everton.
It’s over.
