Authors Note: *THIS WILL NOT BE PROFESSIONAL, IN ANY WAY*.
As of right now, starting this, it’s 2-0 to Arsenal. I thought I might as well start the intro because what I’m saying now will echo just as well at the end of the game.
3-0 now, 18 minutes gone. But anyway, Allardyce needs to be gone a long time before the end of the season (if I had my way, he wouldn’t be allowed back on the coach.)
Players like Cenk Tosun, Theo Walcott, Gylfi Sigurdsson, Ademola Lookman, Nikola Vlašić, Oumar Niasse and Dominic Calvert-Lewin are going to become worse and worse under this administration and we’re wasting all of their time keeping the current management at the club.
So anyway, that’s as clear as I can make it. I’ll provide some commentary as I watch whatever this is until the whistle.
Yannick Bolasie has just beat a man to then run into him as he tracked back. Fume level is getting hot on Twitter now, not a lot of love for the huge manager.
Feeling for Walcott here, really giving everything he can. Bolasie, Morgan Schneiderlin, Eliaquim Mangala, Ashley Williams, Michael Keane, Niasse and Cuco Martina on the other hand are quite something.
4-0 now. Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang is quality. Our defence is a quality, just not a good one. Bronze quality in Runescape, or something.
Martina has just stood still for 6 seconds when we were attacking down his flank. Bless.
Half-time, Twitter is not calming down.
Remember when we didn’t swap Morgan Schneiderlin for Marcelo Brozović? Fun times.
DCL scores. Weird how the only way to score is to attack.
Full time 5-1. The updates got less frequent as I got less interested.
Let’s hope Allardyce is gone by the end of the night.
